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Adam Sandler Lyrics

A Christmas Song

Well,um it's the holiday season
And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice
And I'm kinda feelin' guilty
So I wrote a song

So many presents, so little time
Santa won't be coming
By my house this year
'Cause I tried to drown my sister
And I pierced my ear
Oh mama made it perfectly clear
Santa don't like bad boys
Especially Jewish ones

Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks
Are what I desire
So, why'd I have to set
The pizza guy's hair on fire
I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
So, no toys for me

I don't deserve 'em
I couldn't wait for a big wheel
As the holiday neared
But then I told my grandma
That she had a beard

(speaking) Dear Santa,
I know what my problem is
Why I can't be good
It's a fear of intimacy
You see, my whole life
Whenever I've met someone
really great like you and,
I keep feeling
I'm getting too close to them
Something inside me
Makes me want to screw it up
So in a weird way
The reason I'm so bad is because
I love you so much Santa

Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots
Is what I was hopin' for
But then I made a death threat
To Vice President Gore
Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
'Cause he's a big fat whore
What made me say that!?

Chutes and Ladders
Would be so good indeed
So why's I have to sell
That cop a bag of weed

So Santa please give me
My Easy Bake Oven
I swear I thought Billy goats
Were made for lovin'

So Santa won't you
Accept my appoligies
Santa can't you see
I'm beggin' you please
Oh Santa, next year
I'll do you right
Live from New York
It's Saturday Night

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Chanukah Song
Chanukah Song Part 2
Cordurory Blues
Corduroy Blues
Crazy Love
Dip Doodle
Do It For Mama
Do It For Your Mama
Fatty mc gee
Fatty Mcgee
Food Innuendo Guy
Food Inuendo Guy
Four year sold
Four Years Old
Girl
Grow Old With You
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
I Wanna Grow Old With You
I Will Go Back To School
Joining The Cult
Linda Song
Listen into the radio
Lunch Lady Land
Lunchlady Land
Medium Pace
Memor lane
Memory Lane
Moyda
Mr Bake O
Mr Bakeo
My Little Chicken
Ode To My Car
Oh Mom
Operaman
Piece Of Shit Car
Read Hooded Sweatshirt
Red Hooded Sweatshirt
Respect
Right Field
Santa Song
Sex Or Weight Lifting
She Comes Home To Me
Somebody Kill Me
Somebody Kill Me Please
Steve Polychronopolous
Sun Tan Lotion Song
Sweat Beatrice
Sweet Beatrice
Teenage Love On The Phone
Thanksgiving Song
The Adventures Of The Cow
The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
The Beating Of A High School Janitor
The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By
The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
The Chanuka Song
The Chanukah
The Chanukah Song
The Chanukah Song (ii)
The Chanukah Song Part II
The Chanukah Song Part III
The Chanukah Song Pt 2
The Cheerleader
The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
The Goat
The Goat Song
The Grandma Song
The Hannukah Oing
The Hanukkah Song
The Hypnotist
The lone some kicker
The Lonesome Kicker
The Longest Pee
The Longest Pee Ever
The New Chanukah Song
The Respect Chant
The thanks giving song
The Thanksgiving Song
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Toll Booth Willie
Voodoo
What The Hell Happened To Me
You Spin Me Right Round
Zittly Van Zittles
Im So Wasted
Dancin And Pantsin
Assistant Principals Big Day
Mr. Spindels Phone Call
Listenin To The Radio
Pickin Daisies
Billy Madisons Victory Song
Forgetful Lucy
Uses Of The Word Fuck
Mothers Day Song
Technical Foul
Intervention Song
Kermit And Big Bird Stoned
Let It Out, Davey
Lonesome Kicker
Love Stinks
Sloppy Joe
Im Not
Toll Booth Willy
The Peeper
The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
Growing Old With You
The Hannukah Song
I Like Small Butts
Dancing In The Dark(Saturday Night Live Edition)
Camp Granada
Welcome My Son
The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
Chanukah Song Part II
Bum Biddy

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